zeldathemes

riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

Here’s who it’s not okay to share a bed with:

Anyone who makes you feel like you’re invading their space. Anyone who tells you that they ‘just can’t be alone right now.’ Anyone who doesn’t make you feel like sharing a bed is the coziest and most sensual activity they could possibly be undertaking (unless, of course, it is one of the aforementioned relatives; in that case, they should act lovingly but also reserved/slightly annoyed.

Now, look over at the person beside you. Do they meet these criteria? If not, remove them or remove yourself. You’re better off alone.

Good day 😊

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

shy-bandit:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

They sOund LiKe BiKe HoRns

omfg

You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust.
ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:


I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.